"Yes, it seems that the Japanese like nothing quite so much as getting touched up by a man in a mouse costume."

The Cynical Traveller went to Tokyo Disneyland! Oh, the humanity.

Of course Disneyland isn't just about rides;

unfotunately.

There's also the chance to take in a choreographed parade, eat an overpriced microwave meal or buy a graven idol of an anthropomorhic mouse.

The picture captions are hi-larious.