Work Friend Sam: I saw you marchin' out there. Did you need a ride? If you ever need a ride you can just ask me.
Me: Oh, no, I was trying to get some exercise.
Sam: You don't need it! You get plenty of exercise typing on that keyboard!
Me: I wish!
Sam: You don't need any exercise. You're a pretty woman.
Me: Well, thank you.
Sam: I know here in the South it's hot, but at least in the northern states you want someone you can snuggle into.
I think that's a F#@king AWESOME compliment!!
ReplyDeleteUhm, you told him you were married, right?
(Just kidding, I'm sure he knows.)
heheheh. Yeah, he knows.
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