Dude!

* Phantom bets that r3ap3r's the one with the erection now ^^
* r3aper looks down
<r3aper> nope
<r3aper> takes more than the talk of porn to give me one
<r3aper> there needs to be substance
<r3aper> dude
<r3aper> Daredevil

I know, I know. Actual substance will arrive soon. Or when I feel like it. Whichever.

Christmas

I am exhausted.

I've been pushing myself to the limit--which really isn't very far, but I'm out of shape ;P--getting ready for the move and the wedding and, of course, Christmas. I made so many different types of cookie this year; I'm pretty proud of myself, but it was a big effort. I also did a lot of the decorating for our family celebration.

We had Christmas yesterday on Christmas Eve, since Faye and AJ and Connor are spending Christmas Day at Faye's mother's house in Cynthiana. So when I got off my eight hour shift that morning, I went to Wal-Mart to pick up a few things I needed--some more white chocolate to dip Christmas tree cookies in, and some bottled water and Coke for Dad--and then went home and finished up the aforementioned Christmas tree cookies. When I say I "finished" I mean I dipped little trees into white chocolate for as long as I could possibly stand, and ended up leaving about half of them undecorated. I made far too many of those cookies. Fortunately, I got enough of them done to put in tins for shipping and still have some left over for family eating.

After finishing those up, I worked on cleaning the kitchen and preparing the living room and dining room for Christmas. I put two more leaves in the table; cleared out the boxes I'd brought from Grandma's--she gave me some things for my new home, and I hadn't bothered to pack the boxes up yet; set the table nicely; cleaned out all the cookie-making stuff from the kitchen and arranged the cookies on the table; and then, as everything was under control and it was noon and the party wasn't till 4, I decided to take a quick nap until 1:45, and so I did.

When I got up I took my shower and got dressed. I decided to look Christmas-y for once. At one of the family dinners this year I didn't dress up, and I looked awful in the pictures, and so I definitely knew I wanted to wear something nice. At the same time, I wanted to make sure I looked like I was celebrating Christmas, and not Thanksgiving or some other fall holiday--many of my nice clothes are in fall colors like brown and tan. Luckily, I came across a short sleeve green shirt handed down to me from Mom, a black skirt with a red and green floral design, and a red button-down sweater. I complemented this getup with some festive jewelry; here's the result:

You can see my beautiful engagement ring in that shot too ;)

So after I was all ready to party, it was only three o'clock. I set to work making my famous corn casserole. Well, okay, it's not really my corn casserole; we got the recipe from Dickie Lee Porter, mother of Isaac, who used to be a total jerk to me in middle school but turned out okay in high school. Anyway, it's a damn good side dish. I also started the tea and peeled the potatoes so when Ben finally arrived he could make mashed potatoes. Then I tried to relax a little bit, and then finally everyone had arrived and it was time to party. AJ, Faye, Connor, Ben, and Dan were there in addition to me, Mom, and Dad. We all missed Manda and Sean; it's too bad they couldn't be here! Maybe next Christmas the whole family will be able to come together.

We had a lovely dinner: ham, broccoli casserole, corn casserole, mashed potatoes, scalloped oysters, peas, green beans, rolls, and Jell-O fruit salad. Everything was so delicious. I somehow wound up eating too much, and I'm still not sure how that happened, but I was unable to finish what was on my plate, and even now, eight hours later, I still feel full. Suffice it to say that I didn't have any dessert (I know, blasphemy!), but I did drink some boiled custard, which was quite good. Hopefully tomorrow I'll feel up to trying some of Faye's apple pie; she makes them so well.

After dinner we cleaned up a bit and let our food settle, then set to work opening packages. Socks were the big thing; I think everyone received them except Mom. ;) In addition to that, I got two Southern Living cookbooks from Mom, a lovely black shawl, hat, and gloves from Ben and Manda, a set of silverware from AJ and Faye, and last but not least the gift I'd been begging for for months: a digital camera, identical to Mom's, from Mom and Dad. This is just like the camera I took to Japan--I'm so excited that I'll have one to take in March!

Connor, of course, got lots of toys, but the biggest toy that was unwrapped was the digital piano Mom got for the boys. They'd planned on using it to orchestrate some music for the band. I'm not sure if it turned out to be what they wanted or not, but it was certainly quite a fine piano. It got me wondering whether or not I should invest in one someday, or just buy a real piano. I'll have to think on that. I lean towards the real piano because, well, it's real, but at the same time a digital one would take up less space and wouldn't need to be tuned. Something to ponder. Of course, it would help if I actually played the piano every now and then.

When everyone descended into the joy of playing with their gifts, I descended into the joy of sleep. It wasn't nearly long enough; right now my eyes are dry and I have a headache and I really just want to pass out. But I'm at work right now (I'm working on Christmas!), so I can't really take a nap. Boo hoo...I'll probably end up watching Full Metal Panic!, like I did last night and the night before. Fortunately, this is my last day, and then I have about a week of free time before I move to Georgia.

Everything's happening so fast :> It'll be nice to get moved in and settled so I can relax into a routine. Of course, after the move and wedding there is the little matter of finding me a job, and then of course there's planning the honeymoon, which is still taking place in March...so perhaps I won't truly get to relax for awhile. We'll have to see.

Being busy like this isn't really a curse, though; for one thing, I choose to be this busy, and for another, I am ecstatic about it. I'm getting married! I'm starting a new life! I am truly one of the luckiest people ever, because I managed to find a man who so perfectly complements me it's scary sometimes, someone I can love and hold and kiss and take care of, someone who is so cute and handsome and smart and witty and sexy and fun that I sometimes wonder what he sees in me. And we get to be together for the rest of our lives! It's such a rush of happy feeling.

I'm also lucky simply because I'm not starting off my new life in debt--my parents were able to pay my college tuition in full, without student loans--and I actually have a lot more of the things I'll need to take care of my own household than a lot of people do when they're first starting out. My aunt Bev bought us a beautiful dining set from JC Penney, my dad is giving us his blue loveseat, Sean's parents are giving us their La-Z-Boy and some nested glass tables, we have other furniture and dishes and silverware and Tupperware and kitchen appliances...man, we are pretty much set. (If you want to see what we don't have, then click here.)

So yeah...I feel really happy and lucky. The only bad thing to happen is that I got a B in one of my classes this semester, meaning that my final GPA is a 3.388. I needed a 3.4 to graduate cum laude...but that's the way the cookie crumbles. I have to admit that the Shakespeare survey was not my top priority these past three months. In fact, it was probably my last priority...and I should probably consider myself lucky to have gotten the B. I wish I hadn't had to take the class at all, though :>

But that isn't enough to dampen my mood, really. I've got too many other good things going on. And I'm graduating, so I don't have to deal with stupid classes anymore! At least for awhile. I do want to get my PhD in Linguistics at some point, and I'm also considering getting an MBA. We'll have to see what happens there. For now I just need a job ;)

The upshot is (did I just write "the upshot is"? -_-), I am very blessed and happy right now. I love my life, I love my family, I love my friends, and I love my future husband.

I also love the fact that this is my last day of working night desk. I am soooooo tired right now.

Forums and fandom

You know that horrible fascination where you don't want to look at a car wreck, but you keep staring at it? How you don't want to see someone twisted and maimed and bloody and torn and dying, but that's exactly what you're looking for anyway?

That's how I feel about Internet forums.

Sometimes I just get so tired of them. I've just witnessed yet another situation in which a group of regulars pounced upon someone for offering up an alternate view, and then spoke among themselves knowingly that there was no point in having a discussion with her because she never changed her mind. They're all a bunch of hypocrites; they've been on the Internet for awhile and they're in their mid to late twenties, so they believe they know everything. This girl they're marginalizing is older than they are, and not a native speaker of English, so her viewpoint is different and it's sometimes difficult to understand what she's saying. But the others don't care; all they care about is the fact that she is disagreeing with them or bringing up points that make them uncomfortable. And so they'll go out of their way, in long, perfectly-written (and boring, I might add) posts, to turn up their noses at her.

I used to think that the Internet would lead to a greater, more open, and more diverse set of interconnected communities...but I see now that the 'net is just like any other medium, any other place. Grand cliques arise before you even know it, and soon if you're not in agreement, you're obviously just being difficult, and why don't you just stop bothering us with your ideas?

And yet I am not sure I can stop reading that forum. I don't even know why; it's not like it's based on anything that I spend my days thinking about. It's based on a television show I happen to like, that's all. Unlike many of the regulars there, though, I don't make cookies in the shapes of my favorite characters, or build elaborate dioramas that fill my room. I just enjoy the show.

Perhaps fans are by their very nature obsessively attached to their own ways of thinking, but I'd like to believe that you can be a fan of something without going 'exclusive'. T. Campbell's Fans! feel more inclusive than exclusive to me--though, going directly against my point here, one of the characters would have survived the current war storyline and become a better person if he'd been excluded in the first place. (He would have learned that he has to stop being a bigot, or people aren't going to like him.) Maybe I would just prefer, if there is a best way to be and to think, that the people who have already attained that way would stop mocking the people who haven't, stop telling them that they have no right to voice their thoughts. All the popular wisdom I've ever gleaned indicates that those who put down others are unsure of themselves, and those who speak as if they know everything are fools. But maybe that's just one of those maxims meant to keep the common man quiet. Who knows.

But even so, cliques do the same thing--keep people quiet. If we say "Stop bothering us with that; go elsewhere to discuss it" then we are effectively cutting ourselves off from ways of thinking that are different from our own. And thought-incest leads to very bad things: hatred, malice, disdain.

No matter how I look at it, I can't see this is being good or fair.

If the forum moderator had rules against it, that would be one thing. But she doesn't; the forum is effectively self-moderated. And thus the Great Clique reigns supreme.

I'm tired of playing by their rules. I hope I don't go back.

Closing up shop

My bookshelves are empty. Out in the hallway, a huge stack of boxes fills the space along the wall between what is my door now and what was my door up until 1996. Soon, this door won't be mine either.

A lot of things I thought I would want to keep initially I've decided to leave here, for Connor, and for the new baby. My collection of Disney movies on VHS, for example. And my stuffed animals. I don't know if I assumed I was taking those or not, but it occurs to me that Connor is the one who plays with them. It will be special for him to have something of mine when I'm gone.

Several of the books I thought I'd be keeping are staying behind, too, such as a book called Everyone Poops that my aunt Bev gave to my mom as a gag gift. I thought it was hilarious and kept the book, but now I think I'll leave it and see if Faye thinks Connor would like it. It's a book about pooping, and Connor's an Aubrey; how could he not like it? I'm also leaving the Popeye film book given to us by Pop-Pop, Mom's father. The book is old and worn and stuck together with duct tape, and besides, it belongs here anyway.

I threw away a few things I'd been keeping for awhile, like my calculus binder from high school. "Mr. Barnes is always right," proclaims the front cover, crediting "Confused Calculus Student" for the brilliant quote. Next to that, "I will try harder," attributed to Boxer. I hated AP Calculus, but I loved AP English, and I knew it at the time, and I suppose that's why I was putting Animal Farm quotes and paraphrases on what was supposed to be a math folder. If I really liked math I would have written some brilliant formula that described the shape of a lightbulb (or perhaps Einstein's head); but to this day my best mathematical joke is as follows: "The cos of leia is a gentle curve." And you'll only get that one if you know that my main Internet nick is cosleia. And that I'm a girl.

Underneath my bookshelf in the area that is too short for books but just tall enough to be annoying, I found my old jewelry boxes. One's wooden with the lid handle broken off, and the other is probably wood too, covered in green vinyl with a mock-sewn diamond pattern notched in. When you open it, the lid is pale yellow with a smattering of gold stars, and there are fifteen unequal fabric cubbyholes in the base for treasures.

And indeed, opening these little chests is like opening a treasure box. I was wondering before I looked inside why I held on to them, but now I know.

In the green jewelry box I found my very first present from a boy, a small three-stone faux diamond pendant necklace. The "diamonds" have turned the color of ash, and the necklace itself is tarnished and broken off at one end. Slightly bent and still sporting two small pieces of Scotch tape is the card, red with holly clusters in both top corners and a sprawling Christmas tree in the center. The card reads: "To: Heather From: Eddie," in left-handed cursive script.

Johnnie Edward Benedict, Jr. was my very first friend after my very first move. I began my life living in a trailer and going to private school in Lexington, but when I was seven we moved to a house, and after a year we couldn't afford the private school anymore. I'd never ridden the bus before, let alone attended a public school, so it was a rather striking change.

We got on the bus our first day of school--I was headed to fourth grade, AJ to third, and Ben to first--with more than a little trepidation...and what should happen first but some rowdy kids yelling "Ha, ha, the Brady Bunch!" I suppose when you're stupid, it's hard to come up with good insults. Immediately depressed by the lack of friendliness, I groused to myself about how these public school kids couldn't count and tried to find a seat.

A boy with rather wavy blond hair, green-blue eyes, and a hawkish nose let me sit next to him that day, and it wasn't long before Eddie and I were best friends. He not only comforted me and joined me in making fun of the lame-ness of the bullies' taunts, but he later introduced me to such things as Michael Jackson, Madonna, the Beach Boys, and Super Mario Bros. We spent fourth and fifth grade together--even during the brief stint where I was quasi-dating a smart-aleck named Anthony Bruner--and remained fast friends. I met Melissa Christopher then too--she was also on our bus route--and the three of us formed a vanguard against Pretty Much Everyone Else. (We even started a club, called WBLF--We'll Be Loyal Friends.) In retrospect, our coalition probably was the beginning of the end of my social life in public school, but back then I didn't care...I had people with me (Eddie, Melissa, Willie Costley, and a few more girls: Callie Lewis and Vicky Lancaster, to name a couple. I remember Eddie once wanted us all to have nicknames; I don't remember anyone's except Vicky's, which was "The Fly" because of her eyes).

Of course, now that I'm waxing sentimental I'm checking up on Classmates.com and Reunion.com to see what all my friends from high school are up to. (Kenneth Burdine has two kids!) It's hard to find people from middle school or elementary school, which is a shame. Fortunately, the friend I remember most from all of secondary school, Noelle Scuderi (Mitchell), and I still keep in touch. In fact, she and her husband John are planning on coming to my wedding. I'm so excited--I haven't seen them since 1998, when they stopped in for a visit on their way down to see Noelle's parents. My hair was much shorter then :>

There's all kinds of other stuff in these jewelry boxes: plastic beads; an odd orange light bulb; screws; a hair clip; skee-ball tickets from Showbiz Pizza Place; a small Gumby toy; a laminated picture of me at around six sitting next to my mother when she got her drivers license renewed one time; a silver jingle bell bracelet that almost still fits; one of the original No Dogs that Dad and I made by hand--cutting individual pieces of aluminum, drilling holes in them, sawing out the legs with the band saw, and then sanding them down--in a small leather case that I made; and a leather wallet that used to belong to my great uncle Lewis, Dad's uncle on his mother's side, filled with paper money from when he was in Europe during World War II. Those last two items are special treasures, and if nothing else I'll keep them. I don't want the jewelry boxes themselves anymore, though they served their purposes well in their time. I really do have Too Much Stuff(TM). But there are some things I feel compelled to keep, things that connect me to my past and my family.

Speaking of which, it's about time I resumed my efforts to drag those boxes downstairs.

Modern legends and myths

It has occurred to me, just now, that our modern myths and legends are stories such as Walker, Texas Ranger and Andromeda. You know the kind. These shows, no matter how inventive they are, all fit the same pattern: the good guy always wins. You could say that he is destined to win. Bad things can happen to him, but if he didn't win, people wouldn't watch the show. The Pretender, JAG, Renegade...I'm not sure what came first, but perhaps it was The A-Team. And suddenly we have a proliferation of media in which justice is served and the good guy comes out on top. What can we call these shows? Some of them are probably classified as "dramas", though I think to have a drama you can't have the certainty that something good is going to come of it. (In fact, in movies, it seems that a drama has to have a sad ending...if it's happy, it's more than likely going to be put in Blockbuster's "comedy" or "romantic comedy" section.)

And so what label do we stick on these things? I'm going to have to stick with "legend" or "myth". Obviously what happens in these shows could not happen in real life. No one wins that consistently. And yet we love it...there's not one of us who doesn't at least secretly like one of these types of shows. Well, except maybe Sean, but he's weird ;>

This line of thinking came to me because I've been working on a paper comparing Laurence Olivier's 1944 version of Henry V to Kenneth Branagh's 1989 version. Branagh's version felt more sophisticated to me; King Harry was hardly perfect, but I loved him anyway. He felt like a real, true person. Olivier's Harry was quite idealized, and there were even parts cut out of the original story that could have made Harry look bad. So to me, Olivier's film was mythic in nature; it put King Harry on a pedestal and worked hard to keep him there, and in so doing made him two-dimensional. Sure, he had a personality, but he didn't feel like a real person. Branagh, on the other hand, was brutally honest in most cases, staying in general quite loyal to the original Shakespeare script. He used a bit of artistic license to enhance the effect of Harry's trials on the audience, and I believe that on the whole he was successful.

But does that make Olivier's version bad? I've been thinking about it, and I have to say no. It's pretty obvious that people need myths. Why would they be so popular otherwise? We want something to believe in, want it so badly that we will suspend our disbelief in the ideal so that we can be told fantastic stories about great men and women who can do anything they set their minds to. We want heroes.

And just because something is popular doesn't make it bad. It might mean that it has something to do with what it means to be human.

Now I'll content myself to await all the emails from the cynics crying things like "Oh God, if Christina Aguilera's 'music' is part of what it means to be human, then just shoot me now!"

Idiot!

What kind of idiot assigns two projects that make up 60% of the final grade over the very last weekend of the semester? The kind of idiot that teaches a Shakespeare survey course, I suppose.

There are no happy Wal-Mart clones where I live

The Wal-Mart People Greeter hates me.

I know, because when I went into Wal-Mart this morning to search for cheap-o wedding invitations (they turned out to be too cheap-o, unfortunately), and I smiled at her and said "Good morning," she frowned and turned away as though I smelled of manure. But I didn't, honest!

Then, after I checked out (of course I bought something else; you think I can just go into a store, look for something, decide not to buy it, and then walk out again without buying anything else? Madness!), I carried my bags past the same lady. Wondering if she would want to see my receipt, I smiled at her. She frowned again and looked away! What, was she jealous of my awesome Land's End coat? Did she resent the way I'd pulled my hair back into a ponytail because it was a little dirty today? Does she hate my glasses? Or is she perhaps bitterly suspicious of anyone who attempts friendliness, because her husband of 50 years (she was damn old after all) ran off and left her with half the bridge club?

It's too bad Wal-Mart isn't anything like it is in the commercials. I think they must grow those people who love working at Wal-Mart in jars somewhere in a secret lab, and then raise them inside a Wal-Mart so that they are perfectly acclimated, and then give them the honor of actually working in one, and that's why they're so ecstatic in the commercials. But this process must be really expensive, which is why they never send any of the happy clones to the Wal-Marts where I shop. They have to reserve them for the ritzy, upscale places, like Columbia County, Georgia--where a Super Wal-Mart is constructed, I kid you not, entirely of beautiful brown brick. Never in my life had I thought that a Wal-Mart could look that good.

Maybe when I move to Georgia and shop at the Columbia County Super Wal-Mart, the People Greeter will like me.

Back from Georgia

Look, I've taken a cool overexposed picture of myself! Can I join the l33t w3bm0nk3y club now?

You might notice something new in that picture. My engagement is official, per the traditional dowry purchase of my body and soul via diamond ring. Silly historical concerns aside, it is a damn fine rock. And I am changing my name.

I went to visit Sean for the past week and a half, leaving on November 22 and returning today. It was a great trip. We found a place to live and put in our application. Cheryl and Reid bought us our wedding rings, and Sean gave me the aforementioned hunk of diamond goodness. We also got our blood tests and obtained our marriage license. The woman at the desk informed us when we arrived that "I usually don't do this after 4:30." We thought that was cute. Yes, this office is open until 5. But I stop doing my job at 4:30. Sorry. Fortunately, she wasn't quite that obnoxious, and she went ahead and processed us. She even sounded halfway sincere when she told us "Congratulations"! Now all that's left is to find a place to get married, and go ahead and do it already.

There are plenty of stories I could tell about my trip, and hopefully I will later, but for now I'm quite tired. The eight hour drive wasn't too bad, but it's been a long day in all. それで、good night, everyone.

Apparently I'm moving to a hell-hole!

http://www.graffiks.com/dylan_articles/dylan30.html

The condescending arrogance of the astoundingly ignorant

Someone told me on a forum three days ago in a very condescending manner that I was "pretty much correct" concerning a kanji reading, and that as for China, they imported their writing system from Japan in "several waves".

I have been so incredulous ever since then that I keep mentioning it to everybody. How in the world does a person get the idea that China got its writing system from Japan? I mean, sure, I didn't know much about Asia before I started taking Japanese culture classes, but still...even European history shows how freaking old China is, and how advanced they were ages ago. Japan, on the other hand, as we know from American history, secluded itself so much until recently that they had quite a bit of catching up to do, and that holds true regardless of the fact that now they lead the world in many ways. I mean...I am just completely astounded.

I told that girl how it is, and she hasn't bothered to reply to the thread. Oh, well.

Quick post from the library

I finished my topic and bibliography thingy and printed it out by 9:35. Class started at 9:30. Good thing she doesn't take attendance! Going to drop it off now, and then Dotty and I are going out for breakfast. :D

Ambivalent apathy

I have become rather apathetic towards school. It's not the same kind of apathetic that I usually feel at this time of the semester; typically I'm looking forward to new classes and a new schedule, but now I'm looking forward to graduation...and so these two niggling classes that remain seem even more inconsequential. I'm honestly interested in them, but at the same time I could care less. It's really odd. I just hope I manage to get a 4.0 this semester, as that would bump my cumulative GPA into cum laude range. I'm expecting As in both classes, but if I don't watch it, I might mess up.

I have a paper topic and preliminary bibliography due tomorrow for a paper that should actually be pretty fun to do. I'm going to be comparing two stage/movie productions of Shakespeare plays. That really sounds neat and intriguing! But when you set that alongside the fact that I'm going to be moving and getting married and getting my first "real" job and starting my new life, it just sort of seems lackluster. When it comes down to it, I'd rather be surfing the 'Net looking for possible wedding sites (as I've been doing during work all week) or packing up my stuff for the move (as I've been doing with my time at home, other than sleeping and the AMRN of course). And so I haven't picked my specific topic, and I haven't found any sources yet. And I don't really care. I'm going to get up and do it in the morning before class, and if I have to I'll just skip the class and hand it in later...it's due by 2 pm, so I'm not really worried about it. I also have some minor things to get out of the way for my writing class, but the workload is really light this week (probably since everyone has been freaking out lately), so I'm not worried about that either. I'm just hoping I'm not "not worrying" too much, because I'd seriously love to graduate cum laude. For a long time I didn't think it would be possible. I may receive some departmental honors, but for my overall GPA to also have honors attached to it is quite an accomplishment, given how much of a slacker I was in the beginning.

So I will get my work done and try not to slack off too much...but there are so many things I would rather be doing. There is so much packing left to be done. I've bagged up all the clothes I don't plan on wearing between now and January, so that's an accomplishment, and I've also boxed up about half of the books I keep in my room and most of the collectibles/decorations. That was a fair amount to accomplish today, but I feel like there's so much left to do. I hope I get it done quickly so I'll have time to do fun things during the holidays, like bake cookies :) I love baking!

I broke my diet quite a bit this week, so I'm starting over. I'm trying not to stress too much about it. Things will be cool; I just need to show a little restraint, and make sure there is food around that I can eat.

I recently downloaded an enormous amount of Initial D mp3s from some Chinese website that shut down before I was completely finished leeching. They are awesome. A few of them, though, have skips and errors, and this is annoying. I need to go ahead and label the ones that have messups so I can look into replacing them somehow (or at least so I know what I'm getting into when I play them).

Regardless, I sent some of my favorites to Sean, and he really likes them too :) I'm hoping we'll watch Initial D together when I visit him (I'm leaving on Friday! Wh00t!), but he has his heart set on watching RahXephon first. I don't have anything against RahXephon, and I do want to watch it, but for some reason when people want me to do stuff I get all obstinate about doing it and start doing other stuff first. So I've put off RahXephon until this trip, and we'll watch it together during the time we're not running around Augusta looking for a place to live. Should be fun.

My anime collection continues to grow, but I haven't updated my list lately. I have actually stopped downloading for the remainder of the year, excepting files hosted by Fumei Anime, because every time I start burning to DVD in earnest, my computer decides to blue screen, sometimes just once and sometimes several times. A blue screen in Windows 2000 is nothing to sneeze at, since they're nigh impossible to achieve. (But you know me--I'm so special, I can do anything.) Once I've moved to Georgia, Sean is going to install my new, larger hard drive, and he is also going to fix the burning problem. That will be quite a relief; I'm never quite comfortable when my computer isn't working properly. (As my mom says, it's like the feeling you get when one of your kids is sick. Although I guess you don't really "use" children the same way you use your computer...and besides, I don't have kids, so how would I know how that feels?)

I'm looking forward to going to sleep. Sleep is a great way of avoiding problems. I'll go to sleep tonight completely ignoring the fact that that bibliography is due tomorrow. Procrastination is so much easier when you can explain it away with excuses like "Well, I have to sleep sometime, you know."

I can't wait until Friday!

Star Wars

It's funny because it's true...

I think directors should only revise their works later on as long as the original version that everyone fell in love with to begin with is still available. But hey, that's just me...what do I know?

As for Episode II, I've told a few people my theory about Anakin and Padme. Basically, I am convinced that they are not in love at all. Anakin is looking for someone to replace his mother, and Padme is looking for a life. Since the Anakin one is pretty obvious to anyone, I'll only go into more detail on the Padme issue.

In the Episode II novel it's even more painfully obvious than in the movie that Padme has been dedicated to politics and working for others so much that she has practically no personality, and certainly no life. She gets all weepy when she takes care of her sister's children, wishing she had a family of her own, something of her own. Anakin, a rebellious (and, frankly, hot) young Jedi is the perfect way for her to break out of her good girl mold. Unfortunately, she's been suppressing herself for so long that when she finally starts to break free, she goes overboard with her emotions. It's because she's so ecstatic about having a little danger in her life that she is able to ignore--or even think she can somehow cure!--Anakin's violent tendencies. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if their relationship follows a standard spousal abuse pattern.

And so I have no problem with the stilted love scenes, because I feel they perfectly demonstrated that what Anakin and Padme have is certainly not love.

This is not to say that I will be happy to watch Padme spiral deeper and deeper into the role of the abused wife. That will be depressing. But it will fit. It will explain everything.

I just hope George's neck doesn't speak up and talk him out of it...

Financial relief!

日本語が上手に成りたいですよ！

I love this Blogger thing...it makes posting so easy...

Well, the financial troubles I was talking about before are much less of an issue now. Here is how it happened, and why ultimately I was higher than a kite yesterday:

I was hanging out with my mom, waiting for my latest short story to print out fifteen times, and we started discussing how in God's green Earth I was going to get all my stuff to Georgia. Out of the blue, I asked her, "Would you come with me? I'd love it if you helped me set up my new home."

She seemed very flattered, and said in a stern-ish voice, "Well, I didn't want to visit you until you were married." She refused to visit AJ and Faye when they were living together, and she won't go to Ben's apartment now either. I'm not sure what this accomplished in either case, although it's true that AJ is married now and Ben is planning on getting married. Still, it seems like a vain attempt to allow us to live in sin by pretending not to condone it. It's just weird. I was wondering if she would pull the same thing with me, and apparently that was on her mind as well. "But I don't know, things are pretty slow around here at that time of year. I think I could do it."

One of my goals in life has always been to make Mom happy. I don't think this is particularly unhealthy, although I do think it's important for me to weigh the issues before making a choice instead of just going along with whatever Mom wants. So I considered for a moment, and then said, "Well, what if you and I went down there with all my stuff and then Sean and I got married real quick? And you and Cheryl could be witnesses."

"That could work," Mom said.

For a spur of the moment idea, it really got me thinking. Everything would work out perfectly that way. We could have a small, intimate ceremony that didn't cost much, and then I could get on his insurance right away, and the name change would go into effect before I had to get my new drivers license, so I wouldn't have to get two to keep it current, and we would be married right away so I would (once again, ha!) be the kid that "did it right" (I am so competitive with my brothers!), and we could just send out marriage announcements to people, and gifts could arrive well before the honeymoon which is more logical anyway, and we'd have time to save up for the honeymoon...really, the plus sides of this are staggering, and it's amazing I didn't think of it before. I guess this is what you call "thinking outside the box" or a "paradigm shift", because I was trapped in financial woes when I believed that my wedding had to be in March and had to have 75 guests and had to have a lovely reception with cake and catered food, and now I feel so light and free and happy!

I ran back and asked Sean about it, and he said, "Sure. I have no problem with that." I was so elated! I started bouncing off the walls, and I got my homework done early, and I ran around talking to everyone. I told Ben about the plans and said that it would be great if he could come too...we're still not sure who would stay at home with the dogs, but that's a relatively minor issue given all the money we're going to save and all the good things that are coming from this. I will miss whoever doesn't get to come, though :/

But I don't know, I'm too happy to be worried about that. That is pretty selfish, but hey, with all the angst I've had lately worrying about how the hell I was going to pay for the wedding I'd promised everyone, I deserve a little relief! Really, I do! ;>

Man, I am so excited!

And next Friday I will be going to see Sean! Yes, Thanksgiving break will finally be here soon, and I'm taking the first part of the week off so I can go be with him and find an apartment and search for a place to hold the little wedding. If we don't find a place, the courthouse is fine with me. (You know, some of the prettiest buildings I've ever seen are funeral homes. That's so unfair!)

So soon I will be a college graduate with a silver (well, white gold) ring on my finger. MAN! And I'll be living in another state, and I'll have a job...it's crazy! But so exciting!

Life rocks :D

An angst-fueled rant about webcomics

A lot has been going on with me lately, not the least of which is the constant worry about finances that has pretty much fucked up my opinions about everything else. RPGs? Pointless. School? Boring. Family? Well, they're okay when they're not being annoying. But of course, the worst of it is reacting in irritation to Sean. We had another one of our non-fights last night--they're fights, but in the end we both start to realize that we're arguing the exact same position. And so we took some time to recover from that and reaffirm some of our goals, and it was really refreshing to just let the emotions out. The worry is still there, but some of the pent-up frustration has been released, and that's good, at least. It is important, however, to keep that historical background in mind as I move on to my next topic, which is slackass webcomics.

I went to MegaTokyo today, only to see a DPD. Okay. This I don't get. The dude loses his job and promptly writes a dissertation about how now he has all the time in the world to devote to the strip, and so he won't ever miss another one...and what does he do but be late with the first strip after that, and not even have one for the next deadline? Mr. Gallagher seriously has some time management issues. Oh, certainly, he's not on par with Mr. Fire, but I find the constant promise-breaking extremely annoying. If these people want to make a living doing their comics, they need to get off their asses and actually provide the product. I'm not paying you for your (debatably) pretty site design, or your extremely long-winded rants about your life, and I might not buy your graphic novel, especially if I don't think there will be any decent content in it. I am willing to subscribe to webcomics I love, and that's why I pay for Keenspot PREMIUM and Sluggy, but I am getting tired of webcomics whose authors/artists continually bitch and moan about how they want to make money but can't, and post these whines in lieu of a strip. People who aren't trying to make a living at it can miss an update. That's fine. But people who claim that they want to do this for a vocation need to RTFM. The last time I checked, people don't just go outside and throw cash into the air and then walk back into their houses. We usually like to get something in exchange. Maybe it would be easier for people to understand if I explained that it works like the barter system. You give something, you get something. Is that clear enough for you?

Grah. At least I'm not alone in my frustrations.

On a side note, because of the DPD I decided to go read the MT archives, and I was intrigued to discover that the beginning of the comic is radically different, and far funnier, than the comic is now. Largo also actually seems to be a person instead of two-dimensional comic relief. It really underscores the fact that the comic is now "online manga" and it's all about Piro and his Love Hina-esque relationships.

I still don't like Mr. Gallagher's art.