Skaterboy: Hey, babe...you're lucky to have me, right?
Girl: Oh, hell yeah! I mean, you're on MTV!
Skaterboy: Yeah, that's what I thought. So help me write this song about how lucky you are. There's this chick I used to know who dissed me big time back when I hung around the park in baggy clothes doing nothing but skateboarding. I know she really wanted me, but her friends were all snobs so she wouldn't date me. I bet she regrets it now, ha ha!
Girl: What a loser! I'd love to write a song about that! It'll prove to everyone how dumb people can be and how great our relationship is!
Skaterboy: Good. Now finish giving me that blowjob.
Girl: Right awa--mphf.
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lmfao..nice comment..holy shit that was a nice one..lmao
Avril lavigne es una mu?eca pre-fabricada, que se la tira de punk solo por vestirse un poco ruda, me harta que trate de ser alguien que no es, LA ODIO
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