Please, stupid people, don't breed

Here is a fabulous example of people who should not have children. I sincerely hope they don't. But, as Tycho said today,

When he [Gabe] told me this pregnancy thing was for real, triumphantly declaring that he "makes boys," I told him precisely what I thought - that any idiot is capable of this feat, and that - in actual point of fact - idiots engage in this kind of thing more than anyone else, which is why it can be so hard to get a decent cappuccino.