Mr. T is the man

I just saw the greatest video ever. (Thanks, Kevin!)

Hey! Everybody gotta wear clothes. And if you don't, you get arrested.

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With her mustard socks and her ketchup sash, she's a real hot dog.

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And she probably won't be running alone with this versatile outfit. Perfect for stoppin' traffic and startin'...who knows what?

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He's wearing the B-Boy look: B for breakin' and Boy do that look tough.

Check out Styling with Mr. T [1984] at iFilm!

...I forgot that people used to wear socks with high heels...