Tuesday, February 21, 2006

SitePal's dynamic talking characters will eat your children

Have you seen these things?

AAAAAH!

Scary!

I honestly don't know who would want a talking character on their website. According to this particular one (who has a British accent), talking characters are proven to boost sales on e-commerce sites. (After she said that, I made her say "I highly doubt that." Then she said something incomprehensible, so I had her say "What the fuck did I just say?"...but she said it with different intonation than I intended. She sounded like an angry, obscene schoolmarm.)

In any case...talking websites suck. So please, don't make your website talk to me. I will close the window instantly and curse you to a doom worse than having Shinou orchestrate your life down to the very last detail. (Which really sucks; just ask Conrad!)

3 comments:

Jered said...

yeah, I wouldn't put one on a website, at least not with a pre-programmed message. Any speech emulators, or soundboards, or anything of the sort can be fun to play with though...

Anonymous said...

Wow, you're worse off with the KKM than I realized.

And yeah, that talking website stuff is pretty bad, like, not good. At all.

Heather Meadows said...

I suffer! ;_;

Right now I'm trying to, er, acquire Kyou Kara Maou Taizen Shuu, which apparently consists of recap episodes. They may or may not be done in chibi/super-deformed mode. Either way I will be happy to see them :D