Pick your favorite Neo-Narutard

The Neo-Narutards are out in force! They're still commenting on that January post.

Pick your favorite of the hilarious comments and post it here! My favorite is this one:

Dude Stop taking/eating shits and focus on what might happen to Naruto u fuck heads!!!!!!!!!

Yes, because if we don't focus on what might happen (side note: I already know what happened in that particular episode, but it's understandable that the Neo-Narutards don't, since they're still way back on the Zabuza story ;P), he might die. Or like, lose a fight or something, and he can't do that because HE IZ BADAZZ!!!!!11

Quick, everybody, let's save Naruto! All together now: WE CARE. WE CARE. WE CARE!!!