Monday, October 30, 2006

Ah, the workings of my mind

I have the TV on at work so I can cut out the commercials for the web videos. There was just a commercial on for windows. The guy said, "Custom sizing to fit your openings."

I heard "ovaries".

7 comments:

Ironside said...

I thought "custom sizing to fit your openings" was pretty disturbing. But that's just me.

Heather Meadows said...

haha :D See, that's too easy. My brain likes to stretch for its creep factor.

Heather said...

Smirk. How accomodating! There are at least 10 better ways to say that....

Anonymous said...

So, they make windows for ovaries now do they? I suppose that could be beneficial to couples trying to conceive. The glass would have to be magnifying though. But that would be a small detail compared to the complications involved in attempting such an installation.

Okay, I've given this way too much thought now...

Anonymous said...

Windows for Ovaries: Vista Edition(?)

I would worry about compatibility problems and the damn thing crashing all of the time. At least until a patch arrives.

Otherwise, I agree with Sam, because I'm easy too.

Ironside said...

What's scary is; at first I was thinking just what Ross said. I had to re-read the post twice to be sure that "commercial on for windows" did not equal "commercial on for Microsoft Windows".

I wasn't certain that custom sizing was really a benefit if you had Microsoft DRM on your ovaries. Redmond already has an effective hardware monopoly. Allowing them a foot in the door on human reproduction seems like a bad idea.

Heather Meadows said...

Despite their poor wording choice, I am pretty impressed with this company's windows. They swing in so you can wash the outside from inside your house. If I ever have a house, I'll try to get windows like that.

Ross and Sam, I too keep thinking Microsoft Windows when I reread my own post, even though it's lowercase! Alas.