ZOMG CONSPIRACY!!!!!11

Some guy named Greg Palast is claiming that Kerry won. His entire argument hinges on the idea that exit polls are infallible.

Pretty funny.

Oh! And I (finally) found some "full results" that included third party presidential candidates. Here, according to the Washington Post (.com), is how our friend Michael Badnarik did:

George W. Bush * (R) 58,978,616 51%
John F. Kerry (D) 55,384,497 48%
Ralph Nader (I) 394,578 0%
Michael Badnarik (Lib.) 377,940 0%

Number 4! Not bad, Badnarik! (We'll ignore the fact that Nader did horribly this time around...)